December 2011
friend: hey
me: i love gaga
friend: whats up
me: there's gonna be a new song on christmas
friend: ok so how are you
me: born this way is my life
friend: wow
me: lady gaga
Horny Gaga Songs.
americanomonster:
yrlilponny:
bartendertwice:
religionforthebadkids:
Marry The Horny
Horny This Way
Horny Hooker
Horny
Horny
Horny
Horny
Horny Mary
Black Jesus † Amen Horny
Horny Kids
Fashion of His Horniness
Highway Horny (Road 2 Cum)
Heavy Horny Lover
Horny Chapel
The Horny
Horny and I
The Edge of Horny
THE GIF. OMG LET ME DIE
Christmas Morning:
jewdas:
on the 12th day of Christmas, Gaga gave to me
12 weavin’ wigs
11 plates of pasta
10 pressed on nails
9 broken teacups
8 “NOW JUMP”s
7 disco sticks (as in dicks. attached to boys)
6 bitches begging (for their careers back)
5 “coming soooooon!”s
4 torn fishnets
3 new tweets
2 Tatehanas
and a partridge in a pear tree (she’s traditional)
mynamekyle:
Anna Wintour describes the people she saw on a recent trip to Minnesota.
Fuck you bitch, that’s my state. ;adlfkja;fkja lololol
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
krissygermanotta:
gagacreeps:
A short creepy film #2
jesus christ.
When people say "Tell me about yourself."
the-final-chrysalis:
cherrysours:
you forgot
and