me: i love gaga
friend: whats up
me: there's gonna be a new song on christmas
friend: ok so how are you
me: born this way is my life
me: lady gaga
Horny Gaga Songs.
americanomonster: yrlilponny: bartendertwice: religionforthebadkids: Marry The Horny Horny This Way Horny Hooker Horny Horny Horny Horny Horny Mary Black Jesus † Amen Horny Horny Kids Fashion of His Horniness Highway Horny (Road 2 Cum) Heavy Horny Lover Horny Chapel The Horny Horny and I The Edge of Horny THE GIF. OMG LET ME DIE
jewdas: on the 12th day of Christmas, Gaga gave to me 12 weavin’ wigs 11 plates of pasta 10 pressed on nails 9 broken teacups 8 “NOW JUMP”s 7 disco sticks (as in dicks. attached to boys) 6 bitches begging (for their careers back) 5 “coming soooooon!”s 4 torn fishnets 3 new tweets 2 Tatehanas and a partridge in a pear tree (she’s traditional)
mynamekyle: Anna Wintour describes the people she saw on a recent trip to Minnesota. Fuck you bitch, that’s my state. ;adlfkja;fkja lololol
ticklemejesus: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
krissygermanotta: gagacreeps: A short creepy film #2 jesus christ.
When people say "Tell me about yourself."
the-final-chrysalis: cherrysours: you forgot and